Blankee Sniffers Unite!!

From Summer 2008
By The Leaders of the Blankee Sniffing Unity Movement


WE THE LEADERS OF THE BLANKEE SNIFFING UNITY MOVEMENT DECLARE OUR FREEDOM TO THE WORLD!

We are free to sniff on our blankees at any time, in any location, and in any company that we so desire without interference from outside sources.

We reserve the right to never again let our blankees run through the washing machine.

We are free to carry our stinky blankees by any means we desire, including "Linus Style".

We will not be asked to go to bed without our blankees for stinking and, if we are asked, we reserve the right to throw tantrums lasting no more than twenty five hours.

We may share the stinky ends of our blankees with any adult with whom we cuddle. Said adult must enjoy the smell or we shall take great offense.

We are free to gather in large groups with other blankee sniffers to advance our common cause.

We shall not be deterred. We shall defend our blankee stinking rights by force if necessary. Don't make us mad. Really.

Don't.